maandag 24 december 2007

Kerstmoppen

Speciale, extra domme kerstmoppen


Een man wordt beschuldigd van diefstal en moet voor de rechter komen. Rechter: "Hoe komt u aan al die nieuwe kerstspullen?"
Verdachte: "Ik heb heel vroeg kerstinkopen gedaan, edelachtbare!"
Rechter: "Hoe vroeg dan?"
Verdachte: "Een uur voordat de winkel openging!"

Man tot echtgenote: "Wat wil je voor Kerstmis?"
Zij: "Een echtscheiding!"
Hij: "Heb je niet iets goedkopers? "

Een gewone vlieg vraagt aan een 1-dags-vlieg: "Kom je morgen ook kerst bij mij vieren?"

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